Old Town Versifier: Anthony Foliot
Sitting @ the laptop was my brother and me
I encountered an issue, it was an eye dee ten tee
Well at least that’s what he told me,
he’s an expert, you know…
He tippy-typed the laptop,
the high-speed was slow.
He’s got the gadgets and the gizmos,
in his “high-tech man-purse”
But every time I moved the mouse
resulted in a curse.
Cause I’m not too versed in all this stuff
I never get it right,
He’s the tech-no wizard
enchanting a Luddite.
Yes, that’s what he called me,
a Luddite through and through;
When it comes to tech-no gadgets
I don’t know what to do.
I don’t need a gizmo to know that it’s raining,
and APPS are my food at the bar,
I know the time when the big hand strikes,
I can drive a standard car.
Yes I know how to cursive write,
I’ve cassette tapes for my tunes,
I don’t need a tech-no gadget
to know that it’s a full moon.
But I can work a pencil,
you should see me write…
It doesn’t really bug me
to be called a Luddite.